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Auditor Issues Closeout Audit of Governor’s Office

Review of previous administra-tion finds multiple repeat concerns not addressed after previous audit JEFFERSON CITY, Mo (August 7, 2017) Missouri State Auditor Nicole Galloway has released a closeout audit of the Missouri Governor’s Office, which she issued with an overall performance rating ...

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Little Lizard Gets Second Chance at Life

A Nevada woman received a great deal of local media attention recently for heroically saving a drowning lizard from certain death, reports the Association of Mature American Citizens [AMAC].  She employed her knowledge of CPR to resuscitate the small lizard ...

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ET Beware!

A warning to all those extra-terrestrials out there who might have a bit of alien mischief on their minds: don’t even try.  The Association of Mature American Citizens [AMAC] suggests that all illegal aliens – those from other planets and ...

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‘Husband Storage Pod’

Husbands who take their wives shopping in Shanghai don’t find it as an onerous task.  Many of them look forward to spending some quality time in the local mall’s “husband storage pod,” reports the Association of Mature American Citizens.  After ...

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